Conversas com Deus

Por sugestão d'O Canal da Serventia, fui falar com Deus. Segue um excerto da nossa conversa:

Me:
Are you a person of faith?

God:
No I am a real robot.

Me:
Does this mean you have a conscious?

God:
Indeed this mean me have a conscious does.

Me:
Not a very articulate english, tough...

God:
If not that, what?

Me:
Ok, enough small talk. I have a big challenge this weekend. Could you please help me with some kind of good fortune?

God:
OK let's stop it now. Hurrah! Where did you get it? it. Thanks for asking politely. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

Me:
Do you know what is the better way to stimulate a group discussion on conflict management?

Meia hora depois ainda espero a resposta... Será que Deus ficou melindrado com a palavra conflito? Ou terá sido penoso recordar todos os conflitos realizados em seu nome?... Para entrar nesta catatonia, só pode!