Thursday, June 21, 2007

Conversas com Deus

Por sugestão d'O Canal da Serventia, fui falar com Deus. Segue um excerto da nossa conversa:

Me:

Are you a person of faith?
God:

No I am a real robot.
Me:

Does this mean you have a conscious?
God:

Indeed this mean me have a conscious does.
Me:

Not a very articulate english, tough...
God:

If not that, what?
Me:

Ok, enough small talk. I have a big challenge this weekend. Could you please help me with some kind of good fortune?
God:

OK let's stop it now. Hurrah! Where did you get it? it. Thanks for asking politely. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:

Do you know what is the better way to stimulate a group discussion on conflict management?

Meia hora depois ainda espero a resposta... Será que Deus ficou melindrado com a palavra conflito? Ou terá sido penoso recordar todos os conflitos realizados em seu nome?... Para entrar nesta catatonia, só pode!